“I Can’t Bake (Reddit Said So)” Tee – Limited Petty Edition
$35.00
Unisex organic oversized high neck t-shirt
“The young guy from Brooklyn doesn’t belong on the show.”
“His work is sloppy and unprofessional.”
“Why did Kareem do a second green cake?”
“She let him make her look bad.”
“He’s not the strongest baker of the lot.”
“I’m mad he didn’t go home tonight.”
💅🏾 And yet… here we are.
The “I Can’t Bake” tee is a wearable piece of commentary, satire, and survival. Featuring a vintage blue sketch of a distressed figure and the phrase “[I can’t bake]” — it’s a nod to every Reddit thread that underestimated Kareem, doubted his skills, or got a little too loud behind the keyboard.
This drop is part art, part clapback — and all facts.
Because sometimes, you cry in the kitchen.
Sometimes, you get dragged in the forums.
But you still show up. Still bake. Still build.
Limited run. Petty with purpose.
Upgrade your wardrobe with this oversized t-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. It’s designed with dropped shoulders and a wide collar, making it perfect for everyday streetwear outfits.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“The young guy from Brooklyn doesn’t belong on the show.”
“His work is sloppy and unprofessional.”
“Why did Kareem do a second green cake?”
“She let him make her look bad.”
“He’s not the strongest baker of the lot.”
“I’m mad he didn’t go home tonight.”
💅🏾 And yet… here we are.
The “I Can’t Bake” tee is a wearable piece of commentary, satire, and survival. Featuring a vintage blue sketch of a distressed figure and the phrase “[I can’t bake]” — it’s a nod to every Reddit thread that underestimated Kareem, doubted his skills, or got a little too loud behind the keyboard.
This drop is part art, part clapback — and all facts.
Because sometimes, you cry in the kitchen.
Sometimes, you get dragged in the forums.
But you still show up. Still bake. Still build.
Limited run. Petty with purpose.
Upgrade your wardrobe with this oversized t-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. It’s designed with dropped shoulders and a wide collar, making it perfect for everyday streetwear outfits.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Unisex organic oversized high neck t-shirt
“The young guy from Brooklyn doesn’t belong on the show.”
“His work is sloppy and unprofessional.”
“Why did Kareem do a second green cake?”
“She let him make her look bad.”
“He’s not the strongest baker of the lot.”
“I’m mad he didn’t go home tonight.”
💅🏾 And yet… here we are.
The “I Can’t Bake” tee is a wearable piece of commentary, satire, and survival. Featuring a vintage blue sketch of a distressed figure and the phrase “[I can’t bake]” — it’s a nod to every Reddit thread that underestimated Kareem, doubted his skills, or got a little too loud behind the keyboard.
This drop is part art, part clapback — and all facts.
Because sometimes, you cry in the kitchen.
Sometimes, you get dragged in the forums.
But you still show up. Still bake. Still build.
Limited run. Petty with purpose.
Upgrade your wardrobe with this oversized t-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. It’s designed with dropped shoulders and a wide collar, making it perfect for everyday streetwear outfits.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“The young guy from Brooklyn doesn’t belong on the show.”
“His work is sloppy and unprofessional.”
“Why did Kareem do a second green cake?”
“She let him make her look bad.”
“He’s not the strongest baker of the lot.”
“I’m mad he didn’t go home tonight.”
💅🏾 And yet… here we are.
The “I Can’t Bake” tee is a wearable piece of commentary, satire, and survival. Featuring a vintage blue sketch of a distressed figure and the phrase “[I can’t bake]” — it’s a nod to every Reddit thread that underestimated Kareem, doubted his skills, or got a little too loud behind the keyboard.
This drop is part art, part clapback — and all facts.
Because sometimes, you cry in the kitchen.
Sometimes, you get dragged in the forums.
But you still show up. Still bake. Still build.
Limited run. Petty with purpose.
Upgrade your wardrobe with this oversized t-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. It’s designed with dropped shoulders and a wide collar, making it perfect for everyday streetwear outfits.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Unisex organic oversized high neck t-shirt
“The young guy from Brooklyn doesn’t belong on the show.”
“His work is sloppy and unprofessional.”
“Why did Kareem do a second green cake?”
“She let him make her look bad.”
“He’s not the strongest baker of the lot.”
“I’m mad he didn’t go home tonight.”
💅🏾 And yet… here we are.
The “I Can’t Bake” tee is a wearable piece of commentary, satire, and survival. Featuring a vintage blue sketch of a distressed figure and the phrase “[I can’t bake]” — it’s a nod to every Reddit thread that underestimated Kareem, doubted his skills, or got a little too loud behind the keyboard.
This drop is part art, part clapback — and all facts.
Because sometimes, you cry in the kitchen.
Sometimes, you get dragged in the forums.
But you still show up. Still bake. Still build.
Limited run. Petty with purpose.
Upgrade your wardrobe with this oversized t-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. It’s designed with dropped shoulders and a wide collar, making it perfect for everyday streetwear outfits.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“The young guy from Brooklyn doesn’t belong on the show.”
“His work is sloppy and unprofessional.”
“Why did Kareem do a second green cake?”
“She let him make her look bad.”
“He’s not the strongest baker of the lot.”
“I’m mad he didn’t go home tonight.”
💅🏾 And yet… here we are.
The “I Can’t Bake” tee is a wearable piece of commentary, satire, and survival. Featuring a vintage blue sketch of a distressed figure and the phrase “[I can’t bake]” — it’s a nod to every Reddit thread that underestimated Kareem, doubted his skills, or got a little too loud behind the keyboard.
This drop is part art, part clapback — and all facts.
Because sometimes, you cry in the kitchen.
Sometimes, you get dragged in the forums.
But you still show up. Still bake. Still build.
Limited run. Petty with purpose.
Upgrade your wardrobe with this oversized t-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. It’s designed with dropped shoulders and a wide collar, making it perfect for everyday streetwear outfits.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!